Como se dice Promised Land?

Posted on June 9, 2006
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Via The Grouchy Old Cripple:

About 5,000 years ago Moses said, “Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel, and I shall lead you to the Promised Land.”

About 200 years ago, George Washington said, “Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the promised land.”

About a week ago, the Congress of the United States said “Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels. We’re giving you the promised land.”

Quite apt for the moment, wouldn’t you say?

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One Response to “Como se dice Promised Land?”

  1. Jakester on August 31st, 2006 9:53 am

    I heard similiar crap to that f about 40 years ago

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